the frog rating system & disclaimer

I've formulated a frog rating system:

• One frog - the least frog-like rating. Closest thing to non-frogginess, in fact. May actually have potential.
• Two frogs - nothing close to a prince but not ridiculously frog-like.
• Three frogs - the froggiest! This one means "what on earth were they thinking when they matched me up with this guy? Can I retake that personality test?"

Here's the thing, though - I want to make it clear that the frog rating system has nothing to do with whether the guy in question is actually a decent person; obviously, unless we communicate in some way, I'm not really in a position to know that. It strictly has to do with how much we do or do not seem to have in common based on their profile.